{"id":63,"date":"2012-03-02T01:35:31","date_gmt":"2012-03-01T15:05:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/john.chenonetta.com\/?p=63"},"modified":"2012-03-06T02:24:33","modified_gmt":"2012-03-05T15:54:33","slug":"march-blog-madness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/john.chenonetta.com\/?p=63","title":{"rendered":"March Blog Madness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>March! Blogs!<\/p>\n<p>Welp, March is here, and I have learned three things!<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Other people are doing blogs! Other people who are possibly <a href=\"http:\/\/leaflocker.blogspot.com\">Thom<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/ale.chenonetta.com\/blog\">Ale<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/words.rateofinjury.com\/\">James<\/a>!<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s difficult to make raw dialogue easily readable without context!<\/li>\n<li>I need better formatting options in this blog! What the hell kind of text editor doesn&#8217;t allow you to have indents on new lines?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Anyway this is a thing I have been working on. Tomorrow will be a prose version of the same scene, because I damn well need the practice. So hang in there, it might actually make sense by then!<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;m going to do, Nirri. She&#8217;s hell-bent on scrambling off East.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t see why you&#8217;re complaining to me. I always said that girl would be trouble.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t try to be coy. From all accounts, you&#8217;re the one who sent the damn priest our way.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And you really think he wouldn&#8217;t have found out from someone else anyway?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It might have given us one more day.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Would one day really have helped?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Every day we&#8217;re not North of the Barrier is a blessing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Come now, the man&#8217;s not asking you to travel on the roads-&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He&#8217;s asking us to go to Red Landing!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So you stay on the river until you hit the coast. It&#8217;s only a day&#8217;s walk from the mouth.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s a day too many.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re\u2026 Look, Cedar. I never wanted to say this to you, but you&#8217;re just being paranoid. You were taken, yes, but you were being foolish! You were alone, you were far too trusting, and you stuck out like a sore thumb. You were a perfect target, so it&#8217;s no wonder you got snatched. If you go in a group-&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;With my wife! With my daughter! With these marks on my arms!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes! Stick together, travel during daylight, and stay on the roads! Do you think the the whole country will be searching for you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It wouldn&#8217;t need to be. It would only take one gang-&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And I&#8217;ve told you a hundred times already: play the odds and you won&#8217;t meet any!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, it will just make us less likely to fall foul of them. That&#8217;s not the same thing, Nirri.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re impossible. Why can&#8217;t you be satisfied with odds that are as good as certain?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Because I know what will happen if they prove false.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>March! Blogs! Welp, March is here, and I have learned three things! Other people are doing blogs! Other people who are possibly Thom, Ale, and James! It&#8217;s difficult to make raw dialogue easily readable without context! 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